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Телефоную подрузі.
- Тут у декого день народження. Не забула? Треба придумати, що подарувати. У неї ніяких особливих побажань нема - сказала, щоб ми мастили собі голову й плечі.
- Подаруєм кастрюлю. А то кожен раз, коли я їй телефоную, вона їсти готує.

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Here is what Pat Robertson said on his Christian Broadcasting Network show Wednesday (1/13) about the devastating earthquake in Haiti:
"Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. They were under the heel of the French ... and they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, 'We will serve you if you'll get us free from the French.'
True story. And the devil said, 'OK, it's a deal.' "Ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after another."